youaretheasstomybutt:

I don’t usually post non-fandom related stuff, but I found a whole bunch of these and spat my tea out.

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funkycops:

coming up next on hoarders

funkycops:

coming up next on hoarders

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annoyingtwink:

yahoo
yaho
aho
ho
how
how a
how ab
how abo
how abou
how about
how about n
how about no

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mamalalonde:

IT’S TIME TO D-D-D-D-Delete ur dumbass comment

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88th:

is there proof of anyone winning a tumblr giveaway ever

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wartortles:

o—sculate:

wartortles:

wartortles:

WHAT IF SNAKES HAD TINY LITTLE ARMS AND LEGS OMFG

so apparently those are called lizards

There are two types of people. 

i am literally the only one who commented on this

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mutantbaka:

bluntedanimehunk:

dragondenton:

smussol:

mutantbaka:

bluntedanimehunk:

hunewm:

bluntedanimehunk:

internetlaureate:

bluntedanimehunk:

why do nice girls always go for the assholes i dont even like pegging

No. Just. NO. I am so sick of this bullshit stereotype being both perpetuated AND played out. No. 

um

Saying nice girls go with the assholes is the biggest stereotype in relationships of all time

uM

lol tumblr

best

There’s always 3 answers to that phrase.

a) The guy they are dating is not an asshole. b) The girl is not nice to begin with.

And the one that fits more than 90% of the cases c) You are an asshole using that phrase to cope out with your failure at making relationships.

UM

LOL 

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veggietalesyaoi:

i either reblog one thing every 5 hours or reblog 84 things in 3 minutes there is no inbetween

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unfollower:

IS NOBODY GOING TO TALK ABOUT HOW FUCKING ANNOYING THIS SHIT IS

unfollower:

IS NOBODY GOING TO TALK ABOUT HOW FUCKING ANNOYING THIS SHIT IS

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kiss-kiss-fall-in-doitsu:

meitowalker:

the-doctor-to-my-tardis:

doctordonna10:

pegasoid-onion:

cabradine:

cakeballseverpee:

Do colors have fandoms

Can I be like ughh purple is so awesome

I totally ship it with turquoise

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I ship Purquoise. I even drew some smut for it (NSFW):

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0//////0

Why is there porn on my dash

you’re all on crack

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Here’s a human version…

omfg all my cries over this OTP

I hope they are canon

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kingofwesteros:

in the game of urls you win or you hyphen

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loki-stole-my-cookies:

brittanaforeverandeveramen:

what if every time someone unfollowed you tumblr made a cannon noise and their user pic and url flashed at the top of your dash

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Tumblr. Do it. Now.

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….The log-out confirmation pop-up changed.

*suspicious*

#tumblr

mostly10:

IT’S A BUG

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