How to pretend you are Castiel
- Don’t tell someone BRB before walking away from the computer.
I blinked and missed something, didn’t I?
Interrupting the feels parade to ask:
Where did Castiel = bear come from?
What the hell is a “pureblood werewolf”?
And how+why do generations of so-called purbloodedness matter?
Whose idea was this?
So you know what?
I’M HAPPY SEASON 7 IS ON NEXFLIX.
Because now I know how they spelled “Emanuel” proper, using their subs.
THAT I SHIT I WORRY ABOUT YOU HAVE NO IDEA.
Have we considered the possibility that the “Benny” character is current vessel of Castiel, and Misha really will only be in flashbacks?
Or do we know this positively not to be true?
Someone make this a thing.
I need this as a thing.
Can you imagine one day, after Cass’ been institutionalized, that Dean and Sam mention Castiel in relation to something while trying to fill the silence (although it’s mostly Sam because Dean doesn’t want to talk and Sam’s trying to force him out of that), and Sam says, “Well at least he wasn’t married,” and Dean drives onto the shoulder of the road and slams on the breaks, looking straight ahead and puts his forehead down with a ‘fuck me (not like that)’ groan and Sam is honestly confused and thinks something suddenly became direly wrong with his brother, but then:
“…Dude, I think I forgot something.”
Because NO ONE TOLD DAPHNE.
So I’m blaming this on jimmynovaks-stuckwith-hallucifer because it’s only right and fair to blame a person for what they cannot control, like thinking Cass would be the worst pokémon professor ever.
So what if two boys started their journey from Lawrence Town one day, one the son of single-mom Mary—Sam—and the adoptive son of Professor Novak—Dean (who is convinced he will grow up to marry poor awkward Castiel), and Cass still confuses Sam for a girl because his hair so he always has to ask, “You a boy or girl?” and gives TMI information about the pokémon kids choose which always leaves Sam red-eared but Dean’s been stuck with Cass for years, so barbed Meowth penises don’t squick him anymore.
I think I need a full list of what all the Supernatural pairings names are called. Cuz some have one, some have two, a couple might have three, ‘cause you got DeanCas and Destiel and Sassy and…Sastiel?, and Sabriel that I think is also SamGabe or GabeSam I didn’t pay attention in class when I should have and Sammifer is both the person and the pairing THAT’s not confusing is there SamLuce or SamLucy or the reverse? and Megstiel and CasMeg I guess? and I just found the Jimstiel tag (*pins it up to track, yes*) and fuck only knows what they seriously call Bobby/Crowley or Dean/Jimmy (guilty pleasure! yes, yes married, they’re cute too) but I’m guessing no one ‘ships the latter enough to give it one (or coquettishly just call it JimmyDean and laugh at the joke), but there’s Calthazar and…and…does Adam have any? Does Sam/Ruby have a cute name or is is just SamRuby? Does anyone keep track of these things??
*every fandom should have a designated ‘shipping handler for incompetent fucks like me~*
The Doctor: (on who is inside the Pandorica) There was a goblin or a trickster, or a warrior. A nameless, terrible thing soaked in the blood of a billion galaxies. The most feared being in all the cosmos. And nothing could stop it or hold it or…reason with it. One day it would just drop of out the sky and tear down your world.
Amy: How did it end up in there?
The Doctor: You know fairy tales. A good wizard tricked it.
River: I hate good wizards in fairy tales. They always turn out to be him.
- 5x12, The Pandorica Opens
any AU takers? (this can go a lot of ways)
Let’s talk Dick Roman’s smile pre-boned
So it’s been bothering me a lot that he smiled before the big HOLY SHIT THAT’S NASTY moment.
And then it bothered me so much when I realized what it could mean that I couldn’t get back to sleep.
Because IF SHIT WITH NO SOULS go to Purgatory WHEN THEY DIE and Dick probably KNEW the drawback of the boning weapon (because how would Crowley if even an angel didn’t know)…
THE DICK JOKES MIGHT NOT BE THE END.
Because he’s most likely BACK IN PURGATORY.
So this never crossed my dash last night (everyone hyped for what else it could bring)
And so it probably already has pointed it out (good on them), since the idea came while I was just about to sleep and whatever.
BUT EVERYONE WONDERED WHERE GHOSTS WENT AFTER THEY WERE BURNED.
And as a friend and I noted, UM…Bobby’s thing was so anti-climatic and out of place that, um…
IT’S PROBABLY NOT THE LAST WE’VE SEEN OF HIM.
CUZ GUESS WHERE WE ARE, BOYS.
um supernatural is moving to wednesday ?
I hope this is a fucking joke. I know there is nothing official yet but i hope its not true.
I guess they’re trying to slowly take over every weekday. There have been Supernatural Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Fridays.
Monday, we’re coming for you next. Season 9.
So in essence, Supernatural is becoming Days of Our Lives.
God dammit, Jensen.