new-ways-to-complain:

conservativegirlonpolitics:

That was the most informative thing I have ever been told by a duck

And I have been told a lot of things by ducks.

new-ways-to-complain:

conservativegirlonpolitics:

That was the most informative thing I have ever been told by a duck

And I have been told a lot of things by ducks.

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idiotsonfb:

fuckyeahidiotsonfacebook:

50 shades of bible.

my new favorite bible quote.

idiotsonfb:

fuckyeahidiotsonfacebook:

50 shades of bible.

my new favorite bible quote.

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photinus:

A Book of Hours.
(A Book of Hours is essentially a tiny illuminated manuscript, typically used for devotional content, prayers, or to record the liturgical year and other important dates. It was mostly carried around by women.)

photinus:

A Book of Hours.

(A Book of Hours is essentially a tiny illuminated manuscript, typically used for devotional content, prayers, or to record the liturgical year and other important dates. It was mostly carried around by women.)

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If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness.

A phrase that was carved on the walls of a concentration camp cell during WWII by a Jewish prisoner  (via funpoolparty)

GOOD this is the attitude i like to see

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bad-wolf-of-baskerville:

authocracy:

kingcheddarxvii:

do you think God ever gets sad like “what do you mean you don’t love yourself i worked so hard on you….”

…why is this so uplifting

I’m not even religious and this makes me smile.

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johnnyoops:

sex-death-rebirth:

lady-hawkeye:

There are seven chakras that go up the body. Each pool of energy has a purpose, and can be blocked by a specific kind of emotional muck.

~Guru Pathik

After I read the first one I was like “… this sounds like Avatar training!”

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venusaurphobia:

My view on sex is this: If you want, have it. Great. More room in heaven for me

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primaniallerina:

wackcalzone:

my type

  • that guy in the state farm commercial that says “can i get a hot tub” like hes prayin in a church

image

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mytardishaswings:

femmederqueer:

WAIT WERE ADAM AND EVE EVEN MARRIED

OH MY GOD 

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vaguity:

disgustinghuman:

jadelyn:

ceeainthereforthat:

searchingforknowledge:

dkschrute:

Sikh Jatinderpal Singh Bhullar has become the first soldier to guard the Queen wearing a turban instead of a bearskin hat.

The 25-year-old, who joined the Scots Guards this year, has been given permission to wear the religious headdress outside Buckingham Palace.

He was seen standing guard and parading outside the palace for the first time this morning.

The Sun told earlier this month how the former bricklayer, from Birmingham, broke 180 years of tradition.

At the time, he said: “Conducting public duties in my turban is a great honour.

“I am very proud to be a member of the Household Division, and to be the first Sikh guardsman to mount guard in a turban will be the best thing in my life, especially as a member of the Scots Guards.”

But he has reportedly been mocked by comrades, though no complaint has been made. It came as some in the Scots Guard have claimed the whole company will look “ridiculous” if one member does not wear a bearskin.

David Cuthill, one retired officer, told a newspaper: “It should be the regiment first and religion second. A Guardsman is not a Guardsman if he’s not wearing a bearskin.

“Hundreds of years of tradition should be protected. I appreciate his predicament but if all the other Guardsmen are in bearskins and he is in a turban, it is going to look ridiculous.”

But CO Lt Col Robert Howieson praised Bhullar, saying: “He will be a welcome addition. The precedent for Sikh soldiers wearing turbans on parade was set long ago.”

Guardsman Bhullar’s dad Surinder, 47, from Slough, Berks, said recently: “He deserves respect and he will stay strong. That includes wearing his turban instead of a bearskin, no matter what other soldiers say. He is observing his religion.”

Its HILARIOUS  to hear white people screeching about their traditions, when they have no goddamned respect for anyone elses. Guardsman Bhuller looks fantastic and may the soldiers disrespecting him choke.

He really does, and I love it. and the beard. check that beard. that beard is a glory. he looks completely badass and dashing.

Also, quite honestly, the turban is the less ridiculous-looking of the two pieces of headgear.  

no but seriously, for them to go on about how he’s making them look ridiculous

ya bros are already looking stupid as fuck in those things

he’s wearing a turban for religious reasons

they’re wearing hats made of bears that were probably(???) slaughtered purely for their fur i.e vanity reasons

hmmmmmmm


 

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outvisible:

durrzozo:

This kid was meditating all throughout recess and by the end he’d accrued some followers.

future cult leader

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herpderpistan:

ibietreducis:

moonshoes-maggie:

thesciencewitch:

nerdfithers:

notxam:

enough pope jokes. time to get down to business

to defeat the nuns

Did they send me the Father when I asked for the Son?

You’re the holiest bunch I’ve ever met.

And you can bet before we’re through

Mister, I’ll make a saint out of you

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ibietreducis:

moonshoes-maggie:

thesciencewitch:

nerdfithers:

notxam:

enough pope jokes. time to get down to business

to defeat the nuns

Did they send me the Father when I asked for the Son?

You’re the holiest bunch I’ve ever met.

And you can bet before we’re through

Mister, I’ll make a saint out of you

(via makomaragi)