I wanted to put a reference to masturbation in one of the scripts for the Sandman. It was immediately cut by the editor. She told me, “There’s no masturbation in the DC Universe.” To which my reaction was, “Well that explains a lot about the DC Universe. — Neil Gaiman, flawless human being (via worldwarlove)

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mutantbaka:

bluntedanimehunk:

dragondenton:

smussol:

mutantbaka:

bluntedanimehunk:

hunewm:

bluntedanimehunk:

internetlaureate:

bluntedanimehunk:

why do nice girls always go for the assholes i dont even like pegging

No. Just. NO. I am so sick of this bullshit stereotype being both perpetuated AND played out. No. 

um

Saying nice girls go with the assholes is the biggest stereotype in relationships of all time

uM

lol tumblr

best

There’s always 3 answers to that phrase.

a) The guy they are dating is not an asshole. b) The girl is not nice to begin with.

And the one that fits more than 90% of the cases c) You are an asshole using that phrase to cope out with your failure at making relationships.

UM

LOL 

(via venatorphile)

animemadness325:

a silly picture that a friend and i took together!yay for cosplay!

animemadness325:

a silly picture that a friend and i took together!
yay for cosplay!

(via bulbagarden)

filharmagic:

THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT

(via zacksplosion)

yoshi12370:

voxsound:

+A background
clouds: gotta go fast

LOL

yoshi12370:

voxsound:

+A background

clouds: gotta go fast

LOL

(via ginbutt)

toonfilth:

10 - Doggy style
They are totally watching X-files

toonfilth:

10 - Doggy style

They are totally watching X-files

thranduilwhispers:

goldengreenleaf:

thorinobsessed:

perfect moment.

Uh-oh

Don’t you dare run off with him son. Or else.

thranduilwhispers:

goldengreenleaf:

thorinobsessed:

perfect moment.

Uh-oh

Don’t you dare run off with him son. Or else.

(via agmen-agens)

motonarischosokabe:

lunatyger:

motonarischosokabe replied to your post: *FIXES THE SINK* *POSES LIKE A WOMAN* *BECAUSE…

Oh baby come fix my sink

image

OH MY GOD IW ASN’T EXPECTING THIS GIF

SUDDEN BONER

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aKJFgskfkdfj that is not fair suddenly very frustrated WHERE ARE MY CHIKANARI DOUJIN

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ohshititsgreg:

piratescarfy:

ohshititsgreg:

I want all British people to live with me

orite mate yer fookin skank tit arse fooking shank yer tits innit bled er yer not ard mate doorknob go sook yer moom innit man oh my days yer crap sooch a nobhead innit yew skank im a badoman innit yer a fookin coont go fookin stab yer arsehole fook you yer fookin slaaaaag 

I want some British people to live with me

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  • Dean: Oh this should be good. Go ahead, Cas.
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  • Dean: Interrupting moo-?
  • Sam: Hi guys! So get this...