tavkarezi:

hardrocker37:

A customer walked up to me the other day and said “Tell me what’s wrong with this.” It took me a second, and now every time I walk past it the sign just pisses me off.

i… don’t get it?

tavkarezi:

hardrocker37:

A customer walked up to me the other day and said “Tell me what’s wrong with this.” It took me a second, and now every time I walk past it the sign just pisses me off.

i… don’t get it?

(via remembermybrave)

deeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaadpool:

nathanielgregory:

deeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaadpool:

deeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaadpool:

woah man tornado wornado in effect

DID I SERIOUSLY SAY FRICKIN TORNADO WARNADO OH MY GOD I MEANT WARNING

we have the possibility of a tornado-wornado, so please keep all your doorsie-woorsies locked, and make sure close your windows. We don’t want your housie-wouse to be blown away now do we!!

i swear to god

(via insanishdanish)

I love how Tenzin’s on the Republic City council even though he represents like just his family

jokerofish:

maritova:

 >Councilmen, 60% of my nation is lobbying for later bedtimes and trips to the pro-bending arena to watch the Fire Ferrets.

>through recent polling I’ve learned that 20% of my nation wants me to sleep on the couch

when the new kid is born:

>the population of my people has soared 20% recently, we demand more luxuriou… I mean more living area


>The Air nation demands more tax cuts and benefits, over 80% of the population is jobless!

I still think and laugh about this.

(via zacksplosion)

doyouevenliftkankri:

doublesevens:

flyingmintbooty:

run-a-possessive-hetalia-fangirl:

flyingmintbooty:

run-a-possessive-hetalia-fangirl:

Anything you can ship I can ship harder

I can ship anything harder than you

no you cant

BITCH YES THE FUCK I CAN

NO YOU FUCKING CANT YOU LITTLE SHIT

I ship them.

image

(via fundamentallyfabulous)

tysonhesse:

I just realized I never put this online anywhere.  This is a little Knuckles comic I did for a zine that some friends of mine put together for SPX last year.  It’s nothing like the last Sonic comics I did.  Fewer jokes, and just generally more of a cute little Knuckles moment.  But I hope you like it anyway~

(via venatorphile)

The basic plot to most slash/gay fan-fictions that I’ve read.

(via lgbtlaughs)

yesbecausereasons:

satanhasthephonebox:

winchester-cathedral:

satanhasthephonebox:

Anyone know any place I can watch The Walking Dean on my iPhone?

NO STOP IT RIGHT NOW I WILL NOT BE PUNISHED FOR FUCKING AUTOCORRECT

If the question was for The Walking Dead this gif still would be appropriate. 

(via moustache-questions)

spookymins:

IT’S LEVEL 7 CALM DOWN

spookymins:

IT’S LEVEL 7 CALM DOWN

(via makomaragi)

keyboardsexual:

if sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with two people is called a twosome than i know why everyone calls you handsome 

(via ginbutt)

samspookchester:

steven-stoned:

no we fucken arent

bianca looks high

samspookchester:

steven-stoned:

no we fucken arent

bianca looks high

(via zacksplosion)

morethanjustablipintime:

brokage:

bannanniee:

spookyifidoit:

4chan’s tricked Bieber fans into shaving their heads, convincing them that he has leukemia. #BaldForBieber was trending on Twitter earlier. 

LOL

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Omfg!! No way!

morethanjustablipintime:

brokage:

bannanniee:

spookyifidoit:

4chan’s tricked Bieber fans into shaving their heads, convincing them that he has leukemia. #BaldForBieber was trending on Twitter earlier. 

LOL

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Omfg!! No way!

(via fundamentallyfabulous)

bakura:

For a second I was thinking of possibly making a Yugioh AU of Homestuck, but then I realized it would never get past the first page.

A young man stands in his host body. It just so happens that today, is this young man’s reincarnation. Though it was three thousand years ago he was sealed in a puzzle, it is only today he will be set free! 

What will the name of this young man be?

> Enter Name.

> Enter Name.

> Enter Name.

> Enter Name.

(via ginbutt)