Headcanon: Coulson was the kid who got beat up at school because instead of pictures of half-naked women, he had a Captain America poster hanging on the inside of his locker door.
Lost on the internet
So you are relatively good at not browsing content-heavy areas of the internet, such as TVTropes. LOLcats and affiliates, Zerochan, Imgur, -booru, a tumblr, ET CETRA.
Then your friend innocently posts something from there, finding it cute or funny and YOU TOTALLY AGREE HELL THAT IS COOL SEXY HOT FUCK ME GENIUS.
You then realize you’ve just lost two hours, if you’re lucky, browsing and browsing, and CURSING because once you realize, Timelord, that your TARDIS has crashed, the headache of browsing and clicking has just caught up. THE PAIN WHAT THE SHIT.
But you still have the internet at your fingers, and you cannot run away from the site(s) you’re on, because you have a million tabs open and each one leads to another million tabs.
Internet - you’re now stuck on the Island and polar bears are everywhere.