How to pretend you are Castiel
- Don’t tell someone BRB before walking away from the computer.
All chill, totally squee.
TEARS ARE FUCKING EVERYWHERE OMFG MATTTTTTTIE
I blinked and missed something, didn’t I?
Interrupting the feels parade to ask:
Where did Castiel = bear come from?
So everyone’s all GLOWY-EYED CASS drawdrawdraw and GOOD FOR YOU YES GOOD KEEP GOING
But people talk about contributing and okay
but I think about the idea of contributing (and not the act, because skillz what are those) so just SITTING MUSING and
know where this came from
I’m not even in that fandom wtf
Nicknames have extra letters added to them ALL THE TIME.
So you may claim it’s a ‘stupid spelling’, but it’s not illogical or wrong. This has been what the writers’ have been calling him since day one. None of you who are surprised simply noticed. Scripts, books, official materials.
Get over it and stop harping you’re right when you aren’t. Just use whatever spelling you want and move on.
Have we considered the possibility that the “Benny” character is current vessel of Castiel, and Misha really will only be in flashbacks?
Or do we know this positively not to be true?
Can you imagine one day, after Cass’ been institutionalized, that Dean and Sam mention Castiel in relation to something while trying to fill the silence (although it’s mostly Sam because Dean doesn’t want to talk and Sam’s trying to force him out of that), and Sam says, “Well at least he wasn’t married,” and Dean drives onto the shoulder of the road and slams on the breaks, looking straight ahead and puts his forehead down with a ‘fuck me (not like that)’ groan and Sam is honestly confused and thinks something suddenly became direly wrong with his brother, but then:
“…Dude, I think I forgot something.”
Because NO ONE TOLD DAPHNE.
So I’m blaming this on jimmynovaks-stuckwith-hallucifer because it’s only right and fair to blame a person for what they cannot control, like thinking Cass would be the worst pokémon professor ever.
So what if two boys started their journey from Lawrence Town one day, one the son of single-mom Mary—Sam—and the adoptive son of Professor Novak—Dean (who is convinced he will grow up to marry poor awkward Castiel), and Cass still confuses Sam for a girl because his hair so he always has to ask, “You a boy or girl?” and gives TMI information about the pokémon kids choose which always leaves Sam red-eared but Dean’s been stuck with Cass for years, so barbed Meowth penises don’t squick him anymore.
Castiel can hear the TARDIS.
She can speak Enochian.
So she tells him jokes in Enochian.
Because on so many space&time levels, Castiel needs to laugh. And she makes him.
How does Castiel’s cell phone remain charged?
One of the Seven Subtle Wonders of Supernatural.
Superwho is the only way one can plausibly make Castiel say, “It was a robot head.”
Drawing parallels between Bruce Banner and Jimmy Novak compared to the Hulk and Castiel
dafuq was I thinking, watching The Rapture?