Blackshard and Holding

theumbrellaseller:

Bruce:

Favourite Take-out: Thai

Cooks: curries, mostly. Knows his way around a spice rack. Orders obscure ingredients and makes even more obscure dishes, because he actually enjoys cooking and it’s nice to have a permanent address to get things delivered to.

Natasha:

Favourite Take-out: Greek

Cooks: is actually a licensed sushi chef. This is both awesome and, for some reason, completely terrifying.

Steve:

Favourite Take-out: Chinese (the fun of eating with chopsticks will probably never wear off)

Cooks: …not all that well. He can do simple meals, and he can follow a recipe fine, but appliances often present a problem. It’s easier to just order take-out.

Clint:

Favourite Take-out: Mexican (tacos especially)

Cooks: is actually the most versatile cook in the house. Fantastic with chilli, steaks, fried chicken. Barbecues like a demon. Does a mean creme brulee (he has his own little blowtorch and everything) and he bakes, because dammit, that’s manly. His apron? Also manly. And if you disagree, he has a fucking blowtorch.

Thor:

Favourite Take-out: Anything, in large quantities

Cooks: Food poisoning.

Tony:

Favourite Take-out: Pizza (can be held one-handed while he works)

Cooks: …uh, eggs?

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